I get excited whenever I have to poop because it means I get to read Game of Thrones on the toilet.
I turned down going to John Hopkins in order to go to Madison. Best decision ever!
Last night my boyfriend really wanted head and I just wasn't into it but I sucked it up anyways and did it. After he came he turned around for a second and I spit it all out into his newly opened beer. He finished the beer 10 minutes later.
My girlfriend dressed up as a cop when we had sex. It was amazing!
I am now addicted to "Swing" episodes on Pornhub.
Everytime I see one of my friends get married, I feel a little sad inside - like it will never happen to me.
I have a Brett Bielema souvenir cup from Camp Randall and I use it as my chew spitter daily.
OBAMA=One Big Ass Mistake America
We should start and underground adderall black market.
Life is good.
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